Leave the politics to your dog. The Donald Trump dog toy is a nice thing to let your dog chew over. Made from durable nylon with reinforced seams so your dog can chew to their hearts content. This dog toy is stuffed with polyester and has two squeakers to send your dog wild
Come in two different sizes, they also do a Boris Johnson version for your dog to chew on.
This slick Yoga Mat is for the yoga person in your life. We all know people who do yoga are out there, so what better way to show them you care than the Spiritual as Fuck Yoga Mat. This yoga mat looks cool, and is very instagrammable. The Spiritual as Fuck Yoga Mat is 100% PVC, easy to clean and super durable. Its 183cm long looks cool as fuck!
The Bullshit Button is perfect for the office. Working in the office can be a daunting and draining time. Add some fun into yours and your colleagues day with the bullshit button. Hit or push the Bullshit Button and one of the following 5 responses will sound out:
- Oh come on now, that ain’ t even bullshit, that’s horse shit.
- (Siren) Warning, warning, bullshit alert.
- (Beep) That was bullshit.
- (Siren) Bullshit detected, take precautions.
- (Siren) Bullshit level death con 5
A perfect novelty or Secret Santa gift for an office or adult environment!
This book is legal! The Scratch and Sniff book of weed has 20 amazing scratch and sniff pads smelling of cannabis. with names like “Green Crack” and “True OG”. This informative book allows you to discover the history and science of marijuana in a healthier way along with information like chewing or sniffing peppercorns to reduce paranoia. The perfect book for both a weed head and an ex weed smoker!
This game is literally shit. Don’t get me wrong, its a very good game, it just revolves around poo. Battleshits board game is the classic battleships, but with shit. Battleshits even comes complete with rubber flies to mark your turds that get hit. First to flush their opponents turd wins! This game is for all the family.
Be the cream of the crop at the next fancy dress party with the Mr Pug Mask. This lifelike dog mask, is totally amazing and so realistic, you will be the talk of the party. The Pug mask is so well made you can even drink without needing to remove this comfortable mask. Remember Pug life chose you.