Here you will find gifts that you can’t believe exist – From the mad to the most expensive!

 

Pet Hates – Donald Trump Dog Toy

Leave the politics to your dog. The Donald Trump dog toy is a nice thing to let your dog chew over. Made from durable nylon with reinforced seams so your dog can chew to their hearts content. This dog toy is stuffed with polyester and has two squeakers to send your dog wild

Come in two different sizes, they also do a Boris Johnson version for your dog to chew on.

£15.99 Check it out

Spiritual as Fuck Yoga Mat

spiritual as fuck yoga matThis slick Yoga Mat is for the yoga person in your life. We all know people who do yoga are out there, so what better way to show them you care than the Spiritual as Fuck Yoga Mat. This yoga mat looks cool, and is very instagrammable.  The Spiritual as Fuck Yoga Mat is 100% PVC, easy to clean and super durable. Its 183cm long looks cool as fuck!

£8.99 Check it out

Bullshit Button

Bullshit Button Office FunThe Bullshit Button is perfect for the office. Working in the office can be a daunting and draining time. Add some fun into yours and your colleagues day with the bullshit button.  Hit or push the Bullshit Button and one of the following 5 responses will sound out:

  • Oh come on now, that ain’ t even bullshit, that’s horse shit.
  • (Siren) Warning, warning, bullshit alert.
  • (Beep) That was bullshit.
  • (Siren) Bullshit detected, take precautions.
  • (Siren) Bullshit level death con 5

  A perfect novelty or Secret Santa gift for an office or adult environment!

£5.45 Check it out

The Scratch and Sniff Book of Weed

This book is legal! The Scratch and Sniff book of weed has 20 amazing scratch and sniff pads smelling of cannabis. with names like “Green Crack” and “True OG”. This informative book allows you to discover the history and science of marijuana in a healthier way along with information like chewing or sniffing peppercorns to reduce paranoia. The perfect book for both a weed head and an ex weed smoker!

£13.99 Check it out

Battleshits Board Game

This game is literally shit. Don’t get me wrong, its a very good game, it just revolves around poo. Battleshits board game is the classic battleships, but with shit. Battleshits even comes complete with rubber flies to mark your turds that get hit. First to flush their opponents turd wins! This game is for all the family.

£8.99 Check it out

Mr Pug Mask – Pug Fancy Dress Mask

Mr Pug Mask - Pug Fancy Dress MaskBe the cream of the crop at the next fancy dress party with the Mr Pug Mask. This lifelike dog mask, is totally amazing and so realistic, you will be the talk of the party. The Pug mask is so well made you can even drink without needing to remove this comfortable mask. Remember Pug life chose you.

£39.95 Check it out

Pac Man Lamp

pac-man-lampThis Officially licensed Pac Man Lamp is a piece of history. Pac Man is the most recognised character in gaming history and what better way to show your respect by getting the Pac Man Lamp. The Pac Man Lamp also has a Remote Control Dimmer and plays 12 of the iconic sounds from the famous Pac Man Game.

Here is an interesting fact for you – Pac Man was originally called Puck Man in Japanese but people were worried that some toe rags would deface the gaming machines by changing the P to an F!

£29.99 Check it out

Bubble Wrap Costume

bubble-wrap-costumeNeed a cool costume to that party that everyone will be at? Want to grab all the attention in fancy dress? Then you need the Bubble Wrap Costume. This popping suit is made of bubble wrap and comes complete with hoodie and trousers. Please note: The Bubble Wrap costume is a little see-through!

£10.45 Check it out

SitPack Compact Seat – Foldup Seat

sitpack-compact-seatIsn’t it annoying when your train is delayed and you have to stand for ages on a packed platform with nowhere to sit. Fear not, the handy SitPack Compact Seat is for you. This nifty fold seat packs small enough to be the size of a water bottle, but when fully extended acts as a seat.  With the SitPack you can rest whenever and wherever you want.

£49.99 Check it out

How To Live With A Huge Penis Book

how-to-live-with-a-huge-penis-bookThis handy guide is for the gentleman who is well endowed. That’s right this is the How To Live With A Huge Penis book which provides advice, meditations and wisdom for men who have too much. It’s a real eye-opener and makes for an unusual gift. Just don’t get this for a friends partner (can cause arguments!)

£9.99 Check it out

Illumibowl – Make Your Toilet Glow

illumnibowl-toilet-lightYou know what its like when you need to wee in the night, you don’t want to wake yourself up so you keep the light off and pee in the dark! Well the Illumibowl is a motion activated light that fits any toilet, and prevents you missing the toilet when you wee. It glows enough to make you feel like you are in Tron with 9 different lights but isn’t bright enough to fully wake you!

£19.99 Check it out

Mystic Smeg – The Fortune Telling Fridge

mystic-smeg-fortune-telling-fridgeThe Mystic Smeg is a fortune telling fridge that will tell you your accurate horoscope on a daily basis. Simply select your star sign and this modern take on a retro Smeg Fridge will display your future. Costs a fortune!

£5000 Check it out

Gold Sugar Cubes

gold-sugarWhat do you get someone who has everything? Three 24 carat gold sugar cubes, that’s what! These gold sugar cubes are can be used to make an extravagant cup of tea, nothing screams wealth then putting these sugar cubes in your brew. Comes in a nice presentation case, flavourless and non-toxic.

£79.99 Check it out

Illuminated Apparel – Interactive Glow T-Shirt

illuminated_apparel_interactive-glow-t-shirtThis is an amazing T-Shirt! The Illuminated Apparel interactive glow t-shirt has a unique front where you can write things using just a light, laser, or even your mobile phone light will do the trick! The message written glows for 5 minutes then disappears for you to write something else. Perfect for clubs and festivals, could even help you pull!!

£19.95 Check it out

Noke Bluetooth Padlock

noke-worlds-first-bluetooth-padlockThe Noke Bluetooth Padlock is a world first. This is the smartest padlock ever made. The Noke Bluetooth Padlock unlocks when you are nearby with your Android or iPhone, you can share your locks with family and friends and you can keep track of your locks history. This bluetooth padlock saves you looking for your keys (especially in the rain) or trying to remember your lock combination.

£59.99 Check it out

Flatulence Underwear

flatulence-underwearSome people are proud of their farts, others want to hide the fact that they let one drop. Flatulence underwear lets you pop in confidence knowing that the smell will be neutralised! Uses the same technology found in chemical warfare suits. Mens and Ladies both available.

£24.99 Check it out

Takeaway Marshmallow Pizza

takeaway-marshmallow-pizzaThese might just look like ordinary pizza, but they are actually made of marshmallow! The takeaway marshmallow pizza looks just like the real thing, and comes complete with a dodgy takeaway pizza box, but it definitely does not taste greasy. Would make an interesting present. 8″ and 12″ available.

£12.99 Check it out

Mushion – Turn Your Face Into A Cushion

mushion-turn-your-face-into-a-cushionAs weird gifts go, this is probably one of the weirdest out there! The Mushion is your own soft, comfortable pillow made out of your own image of choice. So give your ugly mug to someone you love, and bring a new meaning to the phrase “Sit on my face!”

£14.99 Check it out

200GB Micro SD Card

200gb-micro-sd-cardYes you are seeing the image correctly, this is a 200GB Micro SD Card by SanDisk. Transform your mobile into a beast of a machine, capable of filming hours of HD quality video, or instantly double the storage capacity of your laptop with just this tiny 200gb MicroSD Card!

£105 Check it out

VW Camper Van Tent

vw-camper-van-tentThis VW Camper Van Tent looks just like the real thing, and is a brilliant addition to any festival! The officially licensed VW camper van tent can sleep four adults comfortably in two zip separated rooms, so each couple still has their own privacy. Please note this is a tent so cannot be driven!

£299.99 Check it out

Aerobull Speaker

aerobull-speaker-dog-speakerThe Aerobull Speaker looks cool in any environment and packs 100W of power, two 2.25 inch satellite drivers, a 5.25 inch subwoofer, an iPod/iPhone dock, 3.5mm line-in/out and bluetooth wireless streaming. Be the envy of everyone you know. This pooch comes in Gloss Red, Gloss White or Matte Black complete with a bone for a remote.

£1200 Check it out