iDream Eye Massager
The iDream Smart Eye Massager is guaranteed to become your favorite companion. It is designed to reduce eye strain from prolonged screen use and lack of sleep with calming pressure and soothing heat. Unlike a masseuse, it never needs breaks or food. The massager promotes blood circulation and dilates blood vessels, helping to reduce dark circles, puffiness, and dry eyes. With Bluetooth connectivity, you can even listen to your favourite tunes to enhance relaxation.
£79.99 Check it out
Write and Spray Hand Sanitiser Pen
The perfect gift for the germaphobe! The write and hand sanitiser pen is both a pen and a hand sanitiser all in one, kill germs and take notes at the same time.
The write and hand sanitiser pen can also be filled with your favourite perfume or aftershave, water or even your favourite drink! Ready to be sprayed when needed!
£6.99 Check it out
I Love Tits Mug
The I Love Tits mug is the perfect cup for all bird lovers out there. Whether they love the flying kind or the female kind, I am sure this funny mug will make the funniest gift for whoever receives it.
Please note, there is nothing sexist about this mug, it is only for people who are not offended that love birds!
£11.00 Check it out
Pet Hates – Donald Trump Dog Toy
Leave the politics to your dog. The Donald Trump dog toy is a nice thing to let your dog chew over. Made from durable nylon with reinforced seams so your dog can chew to their hearts content. This dog toy is stuffed with polyester and has two squeakers to send your dog wild
Come in two different sizes, they also do a Boris Johnson version for your dog to chew on.
£15.99 Check it out
Mobile Phone Jail Cell
Stop yourself from using using your phone all day with the Mobile Phone Jail Cell. Perfect to allow you to carry on working without getting disturbed by instagram/ facebook/ twitter/ youtube.
Also good for parents to keep your kids from using their phone whilst at home, the mobil phone jail cell will also be good for teachers when confiscating students mobile phones.
£6.99 Check it out
Spiritual as Fuck Yoga Mat
This slick Yoga Mat is for the yoga person in your life. We all know people who do yoga are out there, so what better way to show them you care than the Spiritual as Fuck Yoga Mat. This yoga mat looks cool, and is very instagrammable. The Spiritual as Fuck Yoga Mat is 100% PVC, easy to clean and super durable. Its 183cm long looks cool as fuck!
£8.99 Check it out
Bullshit Button
The Bullshit Button is perfect for the office. Working in the office can be a daunting and draining time. Add some fun into yours and your colleagues day with the bullshit button. Hit or push the Bullshit Button and one of the following 5 responses will sound out:
- Oh come on now, that ain’ t even bullshit, that’s horse shit.
- (Siren) Warning, warning, bullshit alert.
- (Beep) That was bullshit.
- (Siren) Bullshit detected, take precautions.
- (Siren) Bullshit level death con 5
A perfect novelty or Secret Santa gift for an office or adult environment!
£5.45 Check it out
Memory Maze Challenge
The Memory Maze Challenge is a fun handheld game which gets harder as you go along. The way you need to play this memory game is to copy the sequence, but don’t get mad! Great for strengthening your memory and will make a fun gift for anyone. If no button on this memory game has been pressed after 15 seconds it switches off to save battery life.
£5.50 Check it out
Playstation Icons Light
This Officially Licensed Playstation Logo Light will look good in any games room, man cave, bedroom, living room, anywhere really! Instantly recognisable designed from the PS controllers iconic buttons. With 3 different light settings you will never be bored of this USB powered Playstation Icon Light. The 3 light modes are standard lighting, colour phasing for each of the shapes and finally reactive move which changes to the beat. The Playstation Light is a classic retro tribute to a classic console.
£24.99 Check it out
Smack My Beach Up Towel
The Smack My Beach Up towel makes the perfect gift for gym freaks, holiday queens, anyone who needs a towel! Created in homage to Prodigy’s Keith Flint 50% of the profits of this super fast drying microfibre towel will be donated to CALM which is the Campaign Against Living Miserably charity. Buy the Smack My Beach Up Towel to look good and do a bit for a good cause.
£24.99 Check it out
Laser Tag Shooting Game
Want to have more fun with your friends? The laser tag shooting game comes with 2 guns for you and your buddy to see who’s the best! Bring back the days of quasar with these laser guns. Each player gets a pistol and 3 lives and the aim is to see who has the better aim! Each comes on a handy keyring, making it fun for spare of the moment battles with your work colleague.
£10.45 Check it out
Sock Yourself – Personalised Socks
What do you get your most vainest friend? You get them a pair of these, Sock Yourself – Personalised Socks! Get the perfect gift for someone who has everything, socks with their mug on it – or a lovely present to remind your loved one of what you look like. There are so many ideas for personalised socks the possibilities are endless.
£19.99 Check it out
The Scratch and Sniff Book of Weed
This book is legal! The Scratch and Sniff book of weed has 20 amazing scratch and sniff pads smelling of cannabis. with names like “Green Crack” and “True OG”. This informative book allows you to discover the history and science of marijuana in a healthier way along with information like chewing or sniffing peppercorns to reduce paranoia. The perfect book for both a weed head and an ex weed smoker!
£13.99 Check it out
Battleshits Board Game
This game is literally shit. Don’t get me wrong, its a very good game, it just revolves around poo. Battleshits board game is the classic battleships, but with shit. Battleshits even comes complete with rubber flies to mark your turds that get hit. First to flush their opponents turd wins! This game is for all the family.
£8.99 Check it out
Skid Shot Toilet Paper Blaster Gun
The Skid Shot Toilet Paper Blaster Gun converts your ordinary toilet paper into fun ammo to shoot at and annoy your friends. This toilet paper gun blasts the toilet paper of your choice up to 30 feet, converting the toilet paper into germ free and clean (non spit) spitballs. The toilet paper bullets are easy to clean up, with no skid marks left behind, holy sheet!!
£24.99 Check it out
Unicorn Tears Raspberry Gin Liqueur
This magical gin is made from real unicorn tears! This gin liqueur is bursting with juicy raspberry flavour. The unicorn tears raspberry gin is perfect for gin lovers who love raspberries and unicorns. This refreshing drink makes an amazing gift to anyone.
£39.99 Check it out
Inflatable Back Seat Car Bed
When going on long driving trips you should always stop and rest. What better way to do this than with this inflatable car mattress. This airbed comes complete with an air pump and fits nicely on the backseat of the car. This can also be used for festivals, camping, travelling, picnics and even dogging ?
£29.98 Check it out
Unicorn Ring Toss Game
The Unicorn Ring Toss Game will provide hours of fun and excitement! Get your friends together and see if they can throw the four rings onto the unicorns horn. The unicorn ring toss game makes an ideal gift to anyone, whether they are young kids, to unicorn loving adults. Also doubles up as a great headband, great to wear for parties.
£6.95 Check it out
From Cook to Crook – the Snoop Dog Cookbook
From Crook to Cook is the amazing cookbook from Snoop Dogg. This hardback cookbook provides recipes like ‘Baby Got Back Ribs’, ‘Cinnamon Rollin’, ‘Gimme Smores Pie’ and ‘Go Shorty, it’s your Birthday Cake’. Get the Snoop Dogg cookbook for the Thug in your life and learn how to cook 50 different platinum recipes from the Boss Doggs Kitchen.
£17.99Check it out
Scary Clown Heat Change Mug
This ceramic mug has been beautifully painted and designed to look like a lovely clown mug. When you add a hot liquid of your choice, however, Pennywise from IT makes an appearance. It goes from cute clown to sinister evilness before your very eyes. The Scary Clown Heat Change Mug is perfect for anyone with a fear of clowns! Note: Do not give to those with a high chance of having a heart attack.
£14.99 Check it out
Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Chocolate
You may not realise it, but people that are close to you put up with your shit on a regular basis. Thank them in the best way possible by giving this tasty strawberries and cream chocolate with a positive message saying Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit.
£7.99 Check it out
The Beard Buddy
Whether taking care of your “designer stubble” or carving your beard to look defined, it is always a messy affair, and you can never quite clean up all of your hairs. Thats why the Beard Buddy was invented. This clever essential bit of beard trimming kit allows you to catch all of your excess hairs and easily pour them in the bin. Complete with two suctions cups and a handy travel pouch, this beard trimming bib can be hooked onto the mirror with mounted suction cups, you can even stop midway through your trim, so you never make a mess!
£12.99 Check it out
Iridescent Mug
This Iridescent Mug will certainly wake you up in the morning. With beautiful colours the iridescent mug will make your drinks look magical. Bring rainbow like colours into your life.
£9.99 Check it out
Beauty and the Beast Chip Mug
This officially licensed Disney Beauty and the Beast Chip Mug will have a real soft spot from die hard Disney fans. This enchanted Beauty and the Beast mug will have you singing “Be our guest, be our guest whilst sipping your tea!
£12.99 Check it out
House Targaryen Game of Thrones Mug
This is an officially licensed Game of Thrones Mug. This ceramic House Targaryen tankard hold nearly 600ml of your favourite drink, and looks super cool. Perfect for any Game of Thrones fan. The House Targaryen Game of Thrones Stein is both dishwasher and microwave safe.
£9.99 Check it out
Mr Pug Mask – Pug Fancy Dress Mask
Be the cream of the crop at the next fancy dress party with the Mr Pug Mask. This lifelike dog mask, is totally amazing and so realistic, you will be the talk of the party. The Pug mask is so well made you can even drink without needing to remove this comfortable mask. Remember Pug life chose you.
£39.95 Check it out
iLounge Huggable Tablet Stand
The iLounge Huggable Tablet Stand will keep both you and your device comfortable at all times. The iLounge will fit any 9.7 inch tablet, and has a handy pocket for storing cables. The cushioned rear is perfect for watching on your lap, on the table, or anywhere you can imagine. Make your iPad look like the class iMac.
£12.99 Check it out
Pac Man Lamp
This Officially licensed Pac Man Lamp is a piece of history. Pac Man is the most recognised character in gaming history and what better way to show your respect by getting the Pac Man Lamp. The Pac Man Lamp also has a Remote Control Dimmer and plays 12 of the iconic sounds from the famous Pac Man Game.
Here is an interesting fact for you – Pac Man was originally called Puck Man in Japanese but people were worried that some toe rags would deface the gaming machines by changing the P to an F!
£29.99 Check it out
Bubble Wrap Costume
Need a cool costume to that party that everyone will be at? Want to grab all the attention in fancy dress? Then you need the Bubble Wrap Costume. This popping suit is made of bubble wrap and comes complete with hoodie and trousers. Please note: The Bubble Wrap costume is a little see-through!
£10.45 Check it out
Rhino Hammer
The Rhino Hammer has been created from a mixture of brushed stainless steel and aluminium to make it both stylish and practical. The head removes from the magnetic base, then you pull out the telescopic handle which locks into place creating a handy and ergonomic hammer. The Rhino Hammer can also double up as a lovely paperweight when not in use.
£29.99 Check it out
Super Mario Bros Heat Changing Mug
This is an officially licensed Super Mario Bros Heat Changing Mug. It starts as a night scene in Super Mario Bros World but when you make your hot cuppa this cup comes to life. Complete with clouds, coins, classic enemies and even Super Mario himself.
£8.99 Check it out
VW Campervan Toaster
This super cool utensil will look good in any kitchen. The VW Campervan Toaster makes an ideal gift for those VW Camper Van fanatics. Made from stainless steel and mirroring the iconic car brand the VW Campervan toaster comes in either red or blue.
£42.95 Check it out
Glass Globe Whisky Decanter
The unusual Glass Globe Whisky Decanter makes a great talking point, with its unique design made from hand blown borosilicate glass, and a generous 1 litre capacity which will keep your favourite drink fresh with its airtight glass ball stopper. The unusual Glass Globe Whisky Decanter makes a stunning feature in any home.
£28.99 Check it out
SitPack Compact Seat – Foldup Seat
Isn’t it annoying when your train is delayed and you have to stand for ages on a packed platform with nowhere to sit. Fear not, the handy SitPack Compact Seat is for you. This nifty fold seat packs small enough to be the size of a water bottle, but when fully extended acts as a seat. With the SitPack you can rest whenever and wherever you want.
£49.99 Check it out
Stay Puft Mug – The Marshmallow Man Mug
Drink your morning coffee from The Stay Puft Mug to get your large dose of caffeine, this beast holds half a litre (500ml) of your favourite beverage. This Ghostbusters icon is complete with his sailors hat and a terrifying grin. Loves all drinks, add marshmallows into your hot chocolate and drink from The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Mug
£12.99 Check it out
How To Live With A Huge Penis Book
This handy guide is for the gentleman who is well endowed. That’s right this is the How To Live With A Huge Penis book which provides advice, meditations and wisdom for men who have too much. It’s a real eye-opener and makes for an unusual gift. Just don’t get this for a friends partner (can cause arguments!)
£9.99 Check it out
Golf Ball Finder Glasses
Golf is a great game, well most of the time, sometimes it can be so annoying, especially when you keep hitting the ball into the rough. Its even more annoying trying to find your ball after its gone in the rough. The Golf Ball Finder Glasses are perfect for a keen golfer, when worn everything looks blue apart from the ball which shows up really white. Just when you thought you had seen all the golf gadgets.
£7.99 Check it out
Wooden Lap Desk for iPad or Tablet
When you wake up in the morning and love a nice cuppa in bed, or having your breakfast in bed this Wooden Lap Desk is ideal. This Lap Desk contains a nifty slot to put your iPad or Tablet at the right angle, with the sturdy non slip wooden desk a perfect size to take notes on. You can read the news or catch up with the latest gossip comfortably it it has a soft micro-bead cushion on its base.
£14.99 Check it out
Cinema Light Box – Your Message in Lights
If you are looking for a cool gift to get someone how about the Cinema Light Box. You can put your name in lights or make your own message on it with the letters provided, even leaving reminders like “buy milk”. The Cinema Light Box is both table and wall mountable and just looks so good. A great gift for anyone and perfect for film buffs, directors, movie lovers or wannabe actors/actresses.
£19.45 Check it out
Sega Mega Drive Classic Wireless Game Console
Do you remember when you were younger and loved playing the Sega Megadrive. The graphics were advanced and the games were so fun to play. Well relive your youth with the SEGA Mega Drive wireless games console with 80 built in classic games like Street of Rage, Sonic, Mortal Combat, Golden Axe, Columns and so much more. The controllers are wireless and it even can play the old SEGA Mega Drive cartridges from any region. A must have for any classic arcade fan and perfect for any room in the house.
£59.95 Check it out
Magical Unicorn Onesie
When you want to wear something so comfortable and so relaxing why not pick something that is so magical to! The Magical Unicorn Onesie even has a golden horn and a colourful mane, helping you to chill when lounging about at home, or even brilliant for fancy dress parties and festivals. Check out the other Magical Unicorn Stuff.
£39.99 Check it out
Illumibowl – Make Your Toilet Glow
You know what its like when you need to wee in the night, you don’t want to wake yourself up so you keep the light off and pee in the dark! Well the Illumibowl is a motion activated light that fits any toilet, and prevents you missing the toilet when you wee. It glows enough to make you feel like you are in Tron with 9 different lights but isn’t bright enough to fully wake you!
£19.99 Check it out
Mystic Smeg – The Fortune Telling Fridge
The Mystic Smeg is a fortune telling fridge that will tell you your accurate horoscope on a daily basis. Simply select your star sign and this modern take on a retro Smeg Fridge will display your future. Costs a fortune!
£5000 Check it out
Chocolate Teapot
The old saying goes, “about as useful as a chocolate teapot” well this is a teapot made from chocolate, but this one is pretty useful. Simply fill this working life size chocolate tea pot with hot water and cocoa power to create a lovely hot chocolate drink, then add more water to create a chocolate fondue inside. When finished you can break up the rest of the chocolate tea pot and eat it!
£24.99 Check it out
Pocket Operator Synths
Want to create your own electro music? Create complex patterns, loops, melodies and beats, all powered by real synthesizer engines, brought to life by punch-in effects, 16-step sequencers and lots more, all in your pocket. The Pocket Operator Synths come with a built in powerful Knowles speaker and can be synced to external gear. Comes in different varieties, either Melody, Drums or Bass and they can all be synced with eachother.
£49.99 Check it out
Stress Viruses
No one enjoys stress, no one enjoys viruses. Make yourself feel better with the these Stress Viruses. Squeeze them, throw them, and twist these deadly viruses, which are more fun than the real thing. Choose from E Coli, Influenza, or MRSA.
£6.99 Check it out
DIY Synth Kit
Create your own electronic beats with the DIY Synth Kit. This is reusable as no soldering is required. Make your own electric music in a fun way. Build your own synthesizer with a choice of three different types of synth.
£22.99 Check it out
I Heart Biscuits Mug
The I Heart Biscuits Mug allows you to store your favourite biscuit into the slot provided. A great cup for all you biscuit lovers. When walking from the kitchen area to your desk, table or seat keep your other hand free by letting this novelty mug carry your biscuit.
£9.99 Check it out
Retro Mini Jukebox Speaker
This Retro Mini Jukebox Speaker is a perfect addition to the “Mans Den” , Playroom, Kids Bedroom, anywhere really. It comes in either dark or light wood and has some cool looking LEDs making it glow. Plays music from USB port, SD cards, and has a line in jack to connect any audio device such as iPhone.
£54.95 Check it out
Skeye Nano Camera Drone
This is the Worlds smallest camera drone. Ready to fly just throw the Skeye Nano drone up into the air and begin performing tricks. Can tiny drone be controlled from 50 metres away and records everything onto its SD card, ready to be shared with your friends.