Write and Spray Hand Sanitiser Pen

The perfect gift for the germaphobe! The write and hand sanitiser pen is both a pen and a hand sanitiser all in one, kill germs and take notes at the same time.

The write and hand sanitiser pen can also be filled with your favourite perfume or aftershave, water or even your favourite drink! Ready to be sprayed when needed!

£6.99 Check it out

I Love Tits Mug

I Love Tits Mug

The I Love Tits mug is the perfect cup for all bird lovers out there. Whether they love the flying kind or the female kind, I am sure this funny mug will make the funniest gift for whoever receives it.

Please note, there is nothing sexist about this mug, it is only for people who are not offended that love birds!

£11.00 Check it out

Pet Hates – Donald Trump Dog Toy

Leave the politics to your dog. The Donald Trump dog toy is a nice thing to let your dog chew over. Made from durable nylon with reinforced seams so your dog can chew to their hearts content. This dog toy is stuffed with polyester and has two squeakers to send your dog wild

Come in two different sizes, they also do a Boris Johnson version for your dog to chew on.

£15.99 Check it out

Mobile Phone Jail Cell

Stop yourself from using using your phone all day with the Mobile Phone Jail Cell. Perfect to allow you to carry on working without getting disturbed by instagram/ facebook/ twitter/ youtube.

Also good for parents to keep your kids from using their phone whilst at home, the mobil phone jail cell will also be good for teachers when confiscating students mobile phones.

£6.99 Check it out

Spiritual as Fuck Yoga Mat

spiritual as fuck yoga matThis slick Yoga Mat is for the yoga person in your life. We all know people who do yoga are out there, so what better way to show them you care than the Spiritual as Fuck Yoga Mat. This yoga mat looks cool, and is very instagrammable.  The Spiritual as Fuck Yoga Mat is 100% PVC, easy to clean and super durable. Its 183cm long looks cool as fuck!

£8.99 Check it out

Bullshit Button

Bullshit Button Office FunThe Bullshit Button is perfect for the office. Working in the office can be a daunting and draining time. Add some fun into yours and your colleagues day with the bullshit button.  Hit or push the Bullshit Button and one of the following 5 responses will sound out:

  • Oh come on now, that ain’ t even bullshit, that’s horse shit.
  • (Siren) Warning, warning, bullshit alert.
  • (Beep) That was bullshit.
  • (Siren) Bullshit detected, take precautions.
  • (Siren) Bullshit level death con 5

  A perfect novelty or Secret Santa gift for an office or adult environment!

£5.45 Check it out

Memory Maze Challenge

Memory Maze Challenge GameThe Memory Maze Challenge is a fun handheld game which gets harder as you go along. The way you need to play this memory game is to copy the sequence, but don’t get mad! Great for strengthening your memory and will make a fun gift for anyone. If no button on this memory game has been pressed after 15 seconds it switches off to save battery life.

£5.50 Check it out

Laser Tag Shooting Game

Want to have more fun with your friends? The laser tag shooting game comes with 2 guns for you and your buddy to see who’s the best! Bring back the days of quasar with these laser guns. Each player gets a pistol and 3 lives and the aim is to see who has the better aim! Each comes on a handy keyring, making it fun for spare of the moment battles with your work colleague.

£10.45 Check it out

Sock Yourself – Personalised Socks

What do you get your most vainest friend? You get them a pair of these, Sock Yourself – Personalised Socks! Get the perfect gift for someone who has everything, socks with their mug on it – or a lovely present to remind your loved one of what you look like. There are so many ideas for personalised socks the possibilities are endless.

£19.99 Check it out

The Scratch and Sniff Book of Weed

This book is legal! The Scratch and Sniff book of weed has 20 amazing scratch and sniff pads smelling of cannabis. with names like “Green Crack” and “True OG”. This informative book allows you to discover the history and science of marijuana in a healthier way along with information like chewing or sniffing peppercorns to reduce paranoia. The perfect book for both a weed head and an ex weed smoker!

£13.99 Check it out

Battleshits Board Game

This game is literally shit. Don’t get me wrong, its a very good game, it just revolves around poo. Battleshits board game is the classic battleships, but with shit. Battleshits even comes complete with rubber flies to mark your turds that get hit. First to flush their opponents turd wins! This game is for all the family.

£8.99 Check it out

Unicorn Ring Toss Game

The Unicorn Ring Toss Game will provide hours of fun and excitement! Get your friends together and see if they can throw the four rings onto the unicorns horn. The unicorn ring toss game makes an ideal gift to anyone, whether they are young kids, to unicorn loving adults. Also doubles up as a great headband, great to wear for parties.

£6.95 Check it out

From Cook to Crook – the Snoop Dog Cookbook

From Crook to Cook is the amazing cookbook from Snoop Dogg. This hardback cookbook provides recipes like ‘Baby Got Back Ribs’, ‘Cinnamon Rollin’, ‘Gimme Smores Pie’ and ‘Go Shorty, it’s your Birthday Cake’. Get the Snoop Dogg cookbook for the Thug in your life and learn how to cook 50 different platinum recipes from the Boss Doggs Kitchen.

£17.99Check it out

Scary Clown Heat Change Mug

This ceramic mug has been beautifully painted and designed to look like a lovely clown mug. When you add a hot liquid of your choice, however, Pennywise from IT makes an appearance. It goes from cute clown to sinister evilness before your very eyes. The Scary Clown Heat Change Mug is perfect for anyone with a fear of clowns! Note: Do not give to those with a high chance of having a heart attack.

£14.99 Check it out

Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Chocolate


Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Chocolate

You may not realise it, but people that are close to you put up with your shit on a regular basis. Thank them in the best way possible by giving this tasty strawberries and cream chocolate with a positive message saying Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit.

£7.99 Check it out

The Beard Buddy


The Beard Buddy
Whether taking care of your “designer stubble” or carving your beard to look defined, it is always a messy affair, and you can never quite clean up all of your hairs. Thats why the Beard Buddy was invented. This clever essential bit of beard trimming kit allows you to catch all of your excess hairs and easily pour them in the bin. Complete with two suctions cups and a handy travel pouch, this beard trimming bib can be hooked onto the mirror with mounted suction cups, you can even stop midway through your trim, so you never make a mess!

£12.99 Check it out

Iridescent Mug

Iridescent-MugThis Iridescent Mug will certainly wake you up in the morning. With beautiful colours the iridescent mug will make your drinks look magical. Bring rainbow like colours into your life.

£9.99 Check it out

Beauty and the Beast Chip Mug

Beauty-and-the-Beast-Chip-MugThis officially licensed Disney Beauty and the Beast Chip Mug will have a real soft spot from die hard Disney fans.  This enchanted Beauty and the Beast mug will have you singing “Be our guest, be our guest whilst sipping your tea!

£12.99 Check it out

House Targaryen Game of Thrones Mug

House Targaryen Game of Thrones MugThis is an officially licensed Game of Thrones Mug.  This ceramic House Targaryen tankard hold nearly 600ml of your favourite drink, and looks super cool. Perfect for any Game of Thrones fan.  The House Targaryen Game of Thrones Stein is both dishwasher and microwave safe.

£9.99 Check it out

iLounge Huggable Tablet Stand

iLounge Huggable Tablet StandThe iLounge Huggable Tablet Stand will keep both you and your device comfortable at all times. The iLounge will fit any 9.7 inch tablet, and has a handy pocket for storing cables. The cushioned rear is perfect for watching on your lap, on the table, or anywhere you can imagine. Make your iPad look like the class iMac.

£12.99 Check it out

Bubble Wrap Costume

bubble-wrap-costumeNeed a cool costume to that party that everyone will be at? Want to grab all the attention in fancy dress? Then you need the Bubble Wrap Costume. This popping suit is made of bubble wrap and comes complete with hoodie and trousers. Please note: The Bubble Wrap costume is a little see-through!

£10.45 Check it out

Super Mario Bros Heat Changing Mug

super-mario-bros-heat-changing-mugThis is an officially licensed Super Mario Bros Heat Changing Mug. It starts as a night scene in Super Mario Bros World but when you make your hot cuppa this cup comes to life. Complete with clouds, coins, classic enemies and even Super Mario himself.

£8.99 Check it out

Stay Puft Mug – The Marshmallow Man Mug

stay-puft-mug-marshmellow-man-mugDrink your morning coffee from The Stay Puft Mug to get your large dose of caffeine, this beast holds half a litre (500ml) of your favourite beverage. This Ghostbusters icon is complete with his sailors hat and a terrifying grin. Loves all drinks, add marshmallows into your hot chocolate and drink from The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Mug

£12.99 Check it out

How To Live With A Huge Penis Book

how-to-live-with-a-huge-penis-bookThis handy guide is for the gentleman who is well endowed. That’s right this is the How To Live With A Huge Penis book which provides advice, meditations and wisdom for men who have too much. It’s a real eye-opener and makes for an unusual gift. Just don’t get this for a friends partner (can cause arguments!)

£9.99 Check it out

Golf Ball Finder Glasses

golf-ball-finder-glassesGolf is a great game, well most of the time, sometimes it can be so annoying, especially when you keep hitting the ball into the rough. Its even more annoying trying to find your ball after its gone in the rough. The Golf Ball Finder Glasses are perfect for a keen golfer, when worn everything looks blue apart from the ball which shows up really white. Just when you thought you had seen all the golf gadgets.

£7.99 Check it out

Wooden Lap Desk for iPad or Tablet

wooden-lap-desk-ipad-tabletWhen you wake up in the morning and love a nice cuppa in bed, or having your breakfast in bed this Wooden Lap Desk is ideal. This Lap Desk contains a nifty slot to put your iPad or Tablet at the right angle, with the sturdy non slip wooden desk a perfect size to take notes on. You can read the news or catch up with the latest gossip comfortably it it has a soft micro-bead cushion on its base.

£14.99 Check it out

Cinema Light Box – Your Message in Lights

cinema-light-boxIf you are looking for a cool gift to get someone how about the Cinema Light Box. You can put your name in lights or make your own message on it with the letters provided, even leaving reminders like “buy milk”. The Cinema Light Box is both table and wall mountable and just looks so good. A great gift for anyone and perfect for film buffs, directors, movie lovers or wannabe actors/actresses.

£19.45 Check it out

Illumibowl – Make Your Toilet Glow

illumnibowl-toilet-lightYou know what its like when you need to wee in the night, you don’t want to wake yourself up so you keep the light off and pee in the dark! Well the Illumibowl is a motion activated light that fits any toilet, and prevents you missing the toilet when you wee. It glows enough to make you feel like you are in Tron with 9 different lights but isn’t bright enough to fully wake you!

£19.99 Check it out

Stress Viruses

stress-virusesNo one enjoys stress, no one enjoys viruses. Make yourself feel better with the these Stress Viruses. Squeeze them, throw them, and twist these deadly viruses, which are more fun than the real thing. Choose from E Coli, Influenza, or MRSA.

£6.99 Check it out

I Heart Biscuits Mug

i-heart-biscuits-mugThe I Heart Biscuits Mug allows you to store your favourite biscuit into the slot provided. A great cup for all you biscuit lovers. When walking from the kitchen area to your desk, table or seat keep your other hand free by letting this novelty mug carry your biscuit.

£9.99 Check it out

Nobody Knows I’m Gay Mug

nobody-knows-i'm-gay-mugIs there something you are troubling to tell your friends or family about? Drop more than a subtle hint with this colourful rainbow pride mug with the pharse – Nobody Knows I’m Gay. Tell the world in a totally vibrant way.

£4.95 Check it out

Retro Games Controller

retro-tv-games-controllerGo back to the 80’s and play 200 retro games on your home TV. Simply plug the Retro Games Controller into you TV and you are away. This video games controller has shooter, arcade and puzzle classics and is sure to bring some nostalgia into your life.

£11.95 Check it out

Geek Mug

geek-mugMugs come in all shapes, sizes and designs nowadays, and the Geek Mug is in a cool design. A black mug with EEK printed in block white and a G being the handle. Being a geek used to be embarrassing but now its cool and chic. Show your clever side at home or work with the Geek Mug.

£7.95 Check it out

Underwater Disco Lightshow

underwater-disco-lightshowTurn bathtime into a crazy colourful party with the Underwater Disco Lightshow. This floating gadget projects many different multicoloured light patterns around your bathroom reflecting in the water. Be extra romantic, and forget the candles by the bathtub, you need to party with the underwater disco lightshow.

£7.99 Check it out

3D Minion Mugs

3d_minion_mugsThese officially licensed 3D Minion Mugs are perfect for all Minion lovers. These 3D Minion mugs are shaped in everyone’s favourite Minions, either Stuart or Bob, and come with a free Banana shape scented charm. Make drinking tea or coffee fun, with the 3D Minion Mug.

£9.95 Check it out

Illuminated Apparel – Interactive Glow T-Shirt

illuminated_apparel_interactive-glow-t-shirtThis is an amazing T-Shirt! The Illuminated Apparel interactive glow t-shirt has a unique front where you can write things using just a light, laser, or even your mobile phone light will do the trick! The message written glows for 5 minutes then disappears for you to write something else. Perfect for clubs and festivals, could even help you pull!!

£19.95 Check it out

Ink’d – The Tattoo Guessing Game

ink'd-tattoo-guessing-gameInk’d is a game similar to pictionary, with a twist. With Ink’d players have to guess what is being drawn onto the ‘victim’ with the tattoo being drawn onto selected body parts, like the forehead, for example. This Tattoo Guessing game is sure to leave you needing a wash!

£14.99 Check it out

Tinder Nightmares Book

tinder-nightmares-bookTinder Nightmares is a book based on the, well shall we say, not so nice exchanges on Tinder! This Tinder book shows the epic fails and chat up lines that have occurred on the app. Designed to destroy your faith in romance!

£9.99 Check it out

Animal Swiss Army Knife

animal-swiss-army-knifeThe Animal Swiss Army Knife is a nice gift for animal lovers. This comes with 7 useful tools for you to use when in need. Tools include a Bottle Opener | Wire Stripper | File | Punch | Flat head screwdriver | Phillips head screwdriver | Handy keyring. This Animal Army Knife makes a standard Swiss Army Knife look boring!

£17.99 Check it out

How To Speak Emoji

how-to-speak-emojiLanguage has changed, today more and more new words are used from slang to abbreviation. There is a new form in town and this book is here to help you, How To Speak Emoji, The Rosetta Stone version on Emoji speak can really help you get with the times!

£9.99 Check it out

Wall Climbing RC Car

wall_climbing_cars-wall-climbing-rc-carTake radio control car racing to the next level with these Wall Climbing RC Cars. They are made from sturdy plastic and come complete with working headlights. The wall climbing car has powerful suction to stick to walls and ceilings and can be recharged straight from the remote control.

£19.95 Check it out

Torpedo Shots

torpedo-shotsDo you remember the classic game “Battle Ships”? Well this new take on this classic game brings the shots into the equation. Here we have Torpedo Shots. The rules are pretty much the same a battle ships although when you get hit, you drink!

£11.95 Check it out

Guitar Case Lunch Box

guitar-case-lunch-boxThis incredibly realistic miniature tin guitar case lunch box is the perfect place to store your sandwiches. Eat your lunch in style when you pull this bad boy out. Comes with stickers to so you can customise this guitar case to your hearts consent.

£15.99 Check it out

Ice Tornado Glass

ice-tornado-glassThe Ice Tornado Glass helps you turn your favourite drink, into a beautiful, artistic tornado. This thick glass tumbler comes with a silicone cyclone mould which can also be used to make tornado shaped ice blocks.

£12.99 Check it out

Dobble Card Game

dobble-card-gameDobble Card Game is a game about Speed, Observation and Reflexes for adults and children alike. You have to find a matching image on one card to another, although the image may be of a different size. Dobble has 5 mini games.

£9.99 Check it out

Magical Unicorn Mug

magical-unicorn-mugI present the Magical Unicorn Mug. This crazy 3D mug is both dishwasher and microwave safe, and its perfect for drinking your favourite beverage out of. This cup will appeal to anyone, I mean who doesn’t like unicorns, and who wouldn’t want a unicorn mug?!?

£12.99 Check it out

Takeaway Marshmallow Pizza

takeaway-marshmallow-pizzaThese might just look like ordinary pizza, but they are actually made of marshmallow! The takeaway marshmallow pizza looks just like the real thing, and comes complete with a dodgy takeaway pizza box, but it definitely does not taste greasy. Would make an interesting present. 8″ and 12″ available.

£12.99 Check it out

Rechargeable Floating Light

rechargable-floating-lightThis nice looking rechargeable floating light would look good on any dining table or in any room. Unlike those expensive ones that your friends have bought this can be recharged using the USB so you can put it anywhere!

£7.95 Check it out

Mushion – Turn Your Face Into A Cushion

mushion-turn-your-face-into-a-cushionAs weird gifts go, this is probably one of the weirdest out there! The Mushion is your own soft, comfortable pillow made out of your own image of choice. So give your ugly mug to someone you love, and bring a new meaning to the phrase “Sit on my face!”

£14.99 Check it out

Abusive Ballons

abusive-ballonsBalloons are beginning to get boring nowadays, so what better way to deflate the mood at a party than these Abusive Balloons. These brutally honest balloons should bring laughter to a party or will just show your old age!

£5.99 Check it out