Write and Spray Hand Sanitiser Pen
The perfect gift for the germaphobe! The write and hand sanitiser pen is both a pen and a hand sanitiser all in one, kill germs and take notes at the same time.
The write and hand sanitiser pen can also be filled with your favourite perfume or aftershave, water or even your favourite drink! Ready to be sprayed when needed!
£6.99 Check it out
I Love Tits Mug
The I Love Tits mug is the perfect cup for all bird lovers out there. Whether they love the flying kind or the female kind, I am sure this funny mug will make the funniest gift for whoever receives it.
Please note, there is nothing sexist about this mug, it is only for people who are not offended that love birds!
£11.00 Check it out
Pet Hates – Donald Trump Dog Toy
Leave the politics to your dog. The Donald Trump dog toy is a nice thing to let your dog chew over. Made from durable nylon with reinforced seams so your dog can chew to their hearts content. This dog toy is stuffed with polyester and has two squeakers to send your dog wild
Come in two different sizes, they also do a Boris Johnson version for your dog to chew on.
£15.99 Check it out
Mobile Phone Jail Cell
Stop yourself from using using your phone all day with the Mobile Phone Jail Cell. Perfect to allow you to carry on working without getting disturbed by instagram/ facebook/ twitter/ youtube.
Also good for parents to keep your kids from using their phone whilst at home, the mobil phone jail cell will also be good for teachers when confiscating students mobile phones.
£6.99 Check it out
Spiritual as Fuck Yoga Mat
This slick Yoga Mat is for the yoga person in your life. We all know people who do yoga are out there, so what better way to show them you care than the Spiritual as Fuck Yoga Mat. This yoga mat looks cool, and is very instagrammable. The Spiritual as Fuck Yoga Mat is 100% PVC, easy to clean and super durable. Its 183cm long looks cool as fuck!
£8.99 Check it out
Bullshit Button
The Bullshit Button is perfect for the office. Working in the office can be a daunting and draining time. Add some fun into yours and your colleagues day with the bullshit button. Hit or push the Bullshit Button and one of the following 5 responses will sound out:
- Oh come on now, that ain’ t even bullshit, that’s horse shit.
- (Siren) Warning, warning, bullshit alert.
- (Beep) That was bullshit.
- (Siren) Bullshit detected, take precautions.
- (Siren) Bullshit level death con 5
A perfect novelty or Secret Santa gift for an office or adult environment!
£5.45 Check it out
Memory Maze Challenge
The Memory Maze Challenge is a fun handheld game which gets harder as you go along. The way you need to play this memory game is to copy the sequence, but don’t get mad! Great for strengthening your memory and will make a fun gift for anyone. If no button on this memory game has been pressed after 15 seconds it switches off to save battery life.
£5.50 Check it out
Laser Tag Shooting Game
Want to have more fun with your friends? The laser tag shooting game comes with 2 guns for you and your buddy to see who’s the best! Bring back the days of quasar with these laser guns. Each player gets a pistol and 3 lives and the aim is to see who has the better aim! Each comes on a handy keyring, making it fun for spare of the moment battles with your work colleague.
£10.45 Check it out
Sock Yourself – Personalised Socks
What do you get your most vainest friend? You get them a pair of these, Sock Yourself – Personalised Socks! Get the perfect gift for someone who has everything, socks with their mug on it – or a lovely present to remind your loved one of what you look like. There are so many ideas for personalised socks the possibilities are endless.
£19.99 Check it out
The Scratch and Sniff Book of Weed
This book is legal! The Scratch and Sniff book of weed has 20 amazing scratch and sniff pads smelling of cannabis. with names like “Green Crack” and “True OG”. This informative book allows you to discover the history and science of marijuana in a healthier way along with information like chewing or sniffing peppercorns to reduce paranoia. The perfect book for both a weed head and an ex weed smoker!
£13.99 Check it out
Battleshits Board Game
This game is literally shit. Don’t get me wrong, its a very good game, it just revolves around poo. Battleshits board game is the classic battleships, but with shit. Battleshits even comes complete with rubber flies to mark your turds that get hit. First to flush their opponents turd wins! This game is for all the family.
£8.99 Check it out
Unicorn Ring Toss Game
The Unicorn Ring Toss Game will provide hours of fun and excitement! Get your friends together and see if they can throw the four rings onto the unicorns horn. The unicorn ring toss game makes an ideal gift to anyone, whether they are young kids, to unicorn loving adults. Also doubles up as a great headband, great to wear for parties.
£6.95 Check it out
From Cook to Crook – the Snoop Dog Cookbook
From Crook to Cook is the amazing cookbook from Snoop Dogg. This hardback cookbook provides recipes like ‘Baby Got Back Ribs’, ‘Cinnamon Rollin’, ‘Gimme Smores Pie’ and ‘Go Shorty, it’s your Birthday Cake’. Get the Snoop Dogg cookbook for the Thug in your life and learn how to cook 50 different platinum recipes from the Boss Doggs Kitchen.
£17.99Check it out
Scary Clown Heat Change Mug
This ceramic mug has been beautifully painted and designed to look like a lovely clown mug. When you add a hot liquid of your choice, however, Pennywise from IT makes an appearance. It goes from cute clown to sinister evilness before your very eyes. The Scary Clown Heat Change Mug is perfect for anyone with a fear of clowns! Note: Do not give to those with a high chance of having a heart attack.
£14.99 Check it out
Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Chocolate
You may not realise it, but people that are close to you put up with your shit on a regular basis. Thank them in the best way possible by giving this tasty strawberries and cream chocolate with a positive message saying Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit.
£7.99 Check it out
The Beard Buddy
Whether taking care of your “designer stubble” or carving your beard to look defined, it is always a messy affair, and you can never quite clean up all of your hairs. Thats why the Beard Buddy was invented. This clever essential bit of beard trimming kit allows you to catch all of your excess hairs and easily pour them in the bin. Complete with two suctions cups and a handy travel pouch, this beard trimming bib can be hooked onto the mirror with mounted suction cups, you can even stop midway through your trim, so you never make a mess!
£12.99 Check it out
Iridescent Mug
This Iridescent Mug will certainly wake you up in the morning. With beautiful colours the iridescent mug will make your drinks look magical. Bring rainbow like colours into your life.
£9.99 Check it out
Beauty and the Beast Chip Mug
This officially licensed Disney Beauty and the Beast Chip Mug will have a real soft spot from die hard Disney fans. This enchanted Beauty and the Beast mug will have you singing “Be our guest, be our guest whilst sipping your tea!
£12.99 Check it out
House Targaryen Game of Thrones Mug
This is an officially licensed Game of Thrones Mug. This ceramic House Targaryen tankard hold nearly 600ml of your favourite drink, and looks super cool. Perfect for any Game of Thrones fan. The House Targaryen Game of Thrones Stein is both dishwasher and microwave safe.
£9.99 Check it out
iLounge Huggable Tablet Stand
The iLounge Huggable Tablet Stand will keep both you and your device comfortable at all times. The iLounge will fit any 9.7 inch tablet, and has a handy pocket for storing cables. The cushioned rear is perfect for watching on your lap, on the table, or anywhere you can imagine. Make your iPad look like the class iMac.
£12.99 Check it out
Bubble Wrap Costume
Need a cool costume to that party that everyone will be at? Want to grab all the attention in fancy dress? Then you need the Bubble Wrap Costume. This popping suit is made of bubble wrap and comes complete with hoodie and trousers. Please note: The Bubble Wrap costume is a little see-through!
£10.45 Check it out
Super Mario Bros Heat Changing Mug
This is an officially licensed Super Mario Bros Heat Changing Mug. It starts as a night scene in Super Mario Bros World but when you make your hot cuppa this cup comes to life. Complete with clouds, coins, classic enemies and even Super Mario himself.
£8.99 Check it out
Stay Puft Mug – The Marshmallow Man Mug
Drink your morning coffee from The Stay Puft Mug to get your large dose of caffeine, this beast holds half a litre (500ml) of your favourite beverage. This Ghostbusters icon is complete with his sailors hat and a terrifying grin. Loves all drinks, add marshmallows into your hot chocolate and drink from The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Mug
£12.99 Check it out
How To Live With A Huge Penis Book
This handy guide is for the gentleman who is well endowed. That’s right this is the How To Live With A Huge Penis book which provides advice, meditations and wisdom for men who have too much. It’s a real eye-opener and makes for an unusual gift. Just don’t get this for a friends partner (can cause arguments!)
£9.99 Check it out
Golf Ball Finder Glasses
Golf is a great game, well most of the time, sometimes it can be so annoying, especially when you keep hitting the ball into the rough. Its even more annoying trying to find your ball after its gone in the rough. The Golf Ball Finder Glasses are perfect for a keen golfer, when worn everything looks blue apart from the ball which shows up really white. Just when you thought you had seen all the golf gadgets.
£7.99 Check it out
Wooden Lap Desk for iPad or Tablet
When you wake up in the morning and love a nice cuppa in bed, or having your breakfast in bed this Wooden Lap Desk is ideal. This Lap Desk contains a nifty slot to put your iPad or Tablet at the right angle, with the sturdy non slip wooden desk a perfect size to take notes on. You can read the news or catch up with the latest gossip comfortably it it has a soft micro-bead cushion on its base.
£14.99 Check it out
Illumibowl – Make Your Toilet Glow
You know what its like when you need to wee in the night, you don’t want to wake yourself up so you keep the light off and pee in the dark! Well the Illumibowl is a motion activated light that fits any toilet, and prevents you missing the toilet when you wee. It glows enough to make you feel like you are in Tron with 9 different lights but isn’t bright enough to fully wake you!
£19.99 Check it out
Stress Viruses
No one enjoys stress, no one enjoys viruses. Make yourself feel better with the these Stress Viruses. Squeeze them, throw them, and twist these deadly viruses, which are more fun than the real thing. Choose from E Coli, Influenza, or MRSA.
£6.99 Check it out
I Heart Biscuits Mug
The I Heart Biscuits Mug allows you to store your favourite biscuit into the slot provided. A great cup for all you biscuit lovers. When walking from the kitchen area to your desk, table or seat keep your other hand free by letting this novelty mug carry your biscuit.
£9.99 Check it out
Nobody Knows I’m Gay Mug
Is there something you are troubling to tell your friends or family about? Drop more than a subtle hint with this colourful rainbow pride mug with the pharse – Nobody Knows I’m Gay. Tell the world in a totally vibrant way.
£4.95 Check it out
Retro Games Controller
Go back to the 80’s and play 200 retro games on your home TV. Simply plug the Retro Games Controller into you TV and you are away. This video games controller has shooter, arcade and puzzle classics and is sure to bring some nostalgia into your life.
£11.95 Check it out
Geek Mug
Mugs come in all shapes, sizes and designs nowadays, and the Geek Mug is in a cool design. A black mug with EEK printed in block white and a G being the handle. Being a geek used to be embarrassing but now its cool and chic. Show your clever side at home or work with the Geek Mug.
£7.95 Check it out
Underwater Disco Lightshow
Turn bathtime into a crazy colourful party with the Underwater Disco Lightshow. This floating gadget projects many different multicoloured light patterns around your bathroom reflecting in the water. Be extra romantic, and forget the candles by the bathtub, you need to party with the underwater disco lightshow.
£7.99 Check it out
3D Minion Mugs
These officially licensed 3D Minion Mugs are perfect for all Minion lovers. These 3D Minion mugs are shaped in everyone’s favourite Minions, either Stuart or Bob, and come with a free Banana shape scented charm. Make drinking tea or coffee fun, with the 3D Minion Mug.
£9.95 Check it out
Illuminated Apparel – Interactive Glow T-Shirt
This is an amazing T-Shirt! The Illuminated Apparel interactive glow t-shirt has a unique front where you can write things using just a light, laser, or even your mobile phone light will do the trick! The message written glows for 5 minutes then disappears for you to write something else. Perfect for clubs and festivals, could even help you pull!!
£19.95 Check it out
Ink’d – The Tattoo Guessing Game
Ink’d is a game similar to pictionary, with a twist. With Ink’d players have to guess what is being drawn onto the ‘victim’ with the tattoo being drawn onto selected body parts, like the forehead, for example. This Tattoo Guessing game is sure to leave you needing a wash!
£14.99 Check it out
Tinder Nightmares Book
Tinder Nightmares is a book based on the, well shall we say, not so nice exchanges on Tinder! This Tinder book shows the epic fails and chat up lines that have occurred on the app. Designed to destroy your faith in romance!
£9.99 Check it out
Animal Swiss Army Knife
The Animal Swiss Army Knife is a nice gift for animal lovers. This comes with 7 useful tools for you to use when in need. Tools include a Bottle Opener | Wire Stripper | File | Punch | Flat head screwdriver | Phillips head screwdriver | Handy keyring. This Animal Army Knife makes a standard Swiss Army Knife look boring!
£17.99 Check it out
How To Speak Emoji
Language has changed, today more and more new words are used from slang to abbreviation. There is a new form in town and this book is here to help you, How To Speak Emoji, The Rosetta Stone version on Emoji speak can really help you get with the times!
£9.99 Check it out
Wall Climbing RC Car
Take radio control car racing to the next level with these Wall Climbing RC Cars. They are made from sturdy plastic and come complete with working headlights. The wall climbing car has powerful suction to stick to walls and ceilings and can be recharged straight from the remote control.
£19.95 Check it out
Torpedo Shots
Do you remember the classic game “Battle Ships”? Well this new take on this classic game brings the shots into the equation. Here we have Torpedo Shots. The rules are pretty much the same a battle ships although when you get hit, you drink!
£11.95 Check it out
Guitar Case Lunch Box
This incredibly realistic miniature tin guitar case lunch box is the perfect place to store your sandwiches. Eat your lunch in style when you pull this bad boy out. Comes with stickers to so you can customise this guitar case to your hearts consent.
£15.99 Check it out
Ice Tornado Glass
The Ice Tornado Glass helps you turn your favourite drink, into a beautiful, artistic tornado. This thick glass tumbler comes with a silicone cyclone mould which can also be used to make tornado shaped ice blocks.
£12.99 Check it out
Dobble Card Game
Dobble Card Game is a game about Speed, Observation and Reflexes for adults and children alike. You have to find a matching image on one card to another, although the image may be of a different size. Dobble has 5 mini games.
£9.99 Check it out
Magical Unicorn Mug
I present the Magical Unicorn Mug. This crazy 3D mug is both dishwasher and microwave safe, and its perfect for drinking your favourite beverage out of. This cup will appeal to anyone, I mean who doesn’t like unicorns, and who wouldn’t want a unicorn mug?!?
£12.99 Check it out
Takeaway Marshmallow Pizza
These might just look like ordinary pizza, but they are actually made of marshmallow! The takeaway marshmallow pizza looks just like the real thing, and comes complete with a dodgy takeaway pizza box, but it definitely does not taste greasy. Would make an interesting present. 8″ and 12″ available.
£12.99 Check it out
Rechargeable Floating Light
This nice looking rechargeable floating light would look good on any dining table or in any room. Unlike those expensive ones that your friends have bought this can be recharged using the USB so you can put it anywhere!
£7.95 Check it out
Mushion – Turn Your Face Into A Cushion
As weird gifts go, this is probably one of the weirdest out there! The Mushion is your own soft, comfortable pillow made out of your own image of choice. So give your ugly mug to someone you love, and bring a new meaning to the phrase “Sit on my face!”
£14.99 Check it out
Abusive Ballons
Balloons are beginning to get boring nowadays, so what better way to deflate the mood at a party than these Abusive Balloons. These brutally honest balloons should bring laughter to a party or will just show your old age!