Stainless Steel Pocket London Underground Map
This credit card sized pocket London underground map is a handy item to keep in your wallet or with your oyster card which is there when needed. With its mirror effect it looks cooler than the crumpled up paper maps.
£6.95 Check it out
UCSK – Ultra Compact Survival Kit
This is an amazing piece of kit – it contains: 1m Paracord, 550lb; Fire Steel, 6.5mm Ø; Liquid-filled Compass; Water Carrier (Condom); Scalpel Blade, #10; 2x Water Purification Tablet; Fire Steel Striker; 2x 1m Brass Snare Wire; Glow Stick; 8m Fishing Line, 6lb; 2x Swivel, Size 10; Hooks: 2x Size 10, 2x Size 8; Sewing Needle; 2x Safety Pin; Cartridge. Oh yeah, the Ultra Compact Survival Kit is also a keyring and comes with instructions!
£9.99 Check it out
I’m A Twat Mug
Another classic joke mug. This has a hidden message of “I’m A Twat” only visible when the boss, colleague, husband, etc is using it.
£6.50 Check it out
Wall Clock Safe
This is no ordinary wall clock for your home or office. It contains a hidden secret compartment with two shelves to hide your secret stash! The wall clock safe is designed to blend into any environment and can also be used as a real clock!
£9.50 Check it out
Rubber Band Gun / Shooter
This cool gadget lets both kids and big kids enjoy the age old game of flicking rubber bands at people, with an added twist – instead of using your fingers use real power with the Rubber Band Gun! This takes 5 bands which can be done in one shot or in rapid quick fire.
£4.97 Check it out
Wall Socket Safe
This looks and feels just like a normal UK plug socket but is in fact a wall socket safe.
Keep all your valuables hidden from potential thieves, no one would think of the wall socket as a hiding place!
£6.20 Check it out
UNT Mug (CUNT Mug)
This is similar to the OCK (COCK) Mug and DICK Mug but is the UNT Mug! The cleverly designed handle acts as a C so at different angles it could look like a very rude word!
Another classic joke which is not for the politically correct!
£9.99 Check it out
COCK Mug (OCK Mug)
Self explanitory really, an 11 oz durham ceramic mug that says OCK on it with a C on the handle thus becoming the COCK Mug. Both dishwasher and microwave safe this rude and crude mug is an excellent gag for anyone. Similar to the UNT Mug
£5.99 Check it out
Twist and Spout
The Twist and Spout is one of those clever little inventions where you think “How come this has only just been invented!” It’s so simple even a child can use it. All you have to do is screw it onto any plastic bottle filled with water and voila, you have a watering can!
£9.95 Check it out
Pizza Boss 3000 Pizza Slicer
Show pizza who is boss with this pizza slicer. Made to look like a buzz saw, this slicer comes with a removable stainless steel blade and shield. A great gift for a construction worker or DIY enthusiast, this miniature saw should get people talking. *Definitely not a toy!!
£9.98 Check it out
Port-A-Pint Portable Pocket Pint Glass
This is not just a brilliant piece of alliteration, it might be a mouthful but its also a portable pint glass that fits into your pocket. Never be without your trusty pint glass again, especially at times when drinking from a can just won’t do/or is considered too chavvy.
£6.40 Check it out
Table Saw – Cake, Cheese & Salad Slicer Knife
Be ultra cool! Imagine cutting a cake in front of your friends with this in your hand. Saw up your salad at home. Great as a gift to a construction worker, a DIY enthusiast or someone who cannot have enough tools! But don’t forget, the Table Saw is not a toy!
£9.24 Check it out
Coffee Cup Camera Lens Mug
